#nature valley bar on the bed

[flock-of-cassowaries]

My post-fall headcannon is that Will Graham just keeps opening Nature Valley bars on Hannibal’s bed, like “Gonna kill me now? C’mon, Mr. Moral High Ground! I thought this was your thing?”

Will calls it Rudeness Desensitization Training.

Hannibal calls it “the reason we have ants”.

[halcyon79]

What the hell is wrong with you OP? This video isn't cute, this kitten is obviously terrified. Pinned back ears and a puffy tail doesn't mean "I'm having fun!" it means "I'm afraid, leave me alone!".

Baby cat

(via)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Stuck on the idea of vampires as a kind of reverse fae, or like someone's twisted, perverse attempt at moulding humans into fae.

They're repelled by liminal spaces.

A vampire could never enter fairyland, not just because they'd never be welcomed, but because most of the usual entry-ways are naturally barred to them.

They can't cross running water. They can't be seen in mirrors. They will wait forever at a crossroads, unable to pick a direction to go in. They can't even step over a thresh-hold unless there is absolutely no ambiguity about whether they are welcome inside.

They crave human blood, iron and salt, but are repelled by herbs and plants. They are supernaturally prevented from harming you unless the rules of hospitality have been invoked.

A fairy may replace your newborn child with something unnatural and ever-hungry. A vampire will do the same, but with your grandmother's corpse.

The fae are typically associated, even in stories where they're the bad guys, with flourishing and purity. Vampires, even in stories where they're the good guys, are typically associated with decay and corruption.

The fae turn ancient human burial mounds into fancy halls for their courts. Vampires take ancient human castles and let them grow mildewed and cobwebbed, exchanging the beds for coffins, turning them into burial places.

Fae don't tend to live among humans, but can generally pass for them with relative ease if they so choose. Vampires nearly always live among humans, but tend to find not revealing themselves a huge struggle.

I can't think of many stories I've read where fae and vampires even exist in the same universe, let alone ones where they actively interact. I feel like their enmity is almost more inevitable than that between vampires and werewolves, however.

The rivalry between vampires and werewolves is, essentially, the rivalry between two apex predator species who share a territory. (Even in stories where the werewolves aren't actually hunting humans.)

The vampires hate the werewolves because the werewolves interfere with their access to prey. The werewolves hate the vampires either because they consider themselves aligned with humans (the prey species), or because they are also predators and the vampires are competing with them.

By comparison, I think there's some story potential in the fae finding something genuinely creepy and uncanny valley about vampires.

They're immortal, like them, but also dead. They can be beautiful, like them, but that beauty is something they actively require humans to sustain. They like to inhabit beautiful and ancient ex-human dwellings, like them, but they actively work to make those places dark, damp and empty.

Fairies who are unflappable in the face of all sorts of Otherworldly monsters, can look an eldritch horror in the eye(s) without blinking, and have never been phased yet by any human, but will recoil from even the weakest vampire.

Vampires who hate fairies just as much, but in a more envious way. The way that the creature for whom immortality is a curse is bound to hate the creatures for whom immortality is an eternity of sunlight and laughter.

Maybe their touches burn each other. Maybe vampires can't stand physical contact with anything so alive and vital. Maybe immortal fairies become ill from too much exposure to the undead.

Maybe they fight over the human population when their territories overlap. The fairy need for servants and people to make deals with, competing with the vampire need for thralls and blood to drink.

Just… fairies and vampires. We need more stories about them interacting.

[compulsiveobsessing]

hmmm so new job is going fine, it's pretty low stress. i have plenty of time when i get home to shower and chill out and eat an actual meal only i. just end up collapsing in bed and reading or falling asleep instead of eating. and part of the reason is cause once im showered im clean and it's a Risk to leave my room to go make food so i just. don't. and then i sleep for like 10 hours and have nightmares and stress dreams. hello

[emawinslow]

know the lights are about to go out when roommate tucks her gigantic 75 decibel keychain into bed!

[random-twst-things]

*in idia's bedroom playing videogames*

[Game Over] shown on Mc/Y/N/Yuu's screen: .....

Idia: Mc/Y/N/Yuu! We're barely 1 hour into the game how did you already die!??

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: well! that THING was targeting me!

Idia: it targeted you because you moved and made noise! I told you to stay still you moron!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I did stay still!

Idia: well not according to the broken twig you didn't!!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on everything you own!

Idia: oh! Very mature Mc/Y/N/Yuu 🙄

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: you'll be feeling crumbs for WEEKS! And when I said everything I mean EVE.RY.THING.

Idia: Mc/Y/N/Yuu....

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yes, idia, even on your bed and Inside your headphones 😀

Idia: You monster

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Not my fault we got so comfortable with each other to show our true colors 🙂

Idia: Who knew you'd have such a dark side.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

NEW PUNISHMENT OPTION

If I catch you being bad, I will be opening a nature valley bar in your bed. The badder you have been, the more bars I open.

[longing-for-rain]

Sokka: I think Suki is mad at me.

Katara: Why?

Sokka: She brought me breakfast in bed…

Katara: Why would you think she’s mad at you then?

Sokka: …it was a Nature Valley granola bar.

[kyorru-remade]

modern day ciel opening a nature valley bar on his freshly-made bed, dropping all the crumbs there on purpose and sebastian just standing there, absolutely seething but masking it with a smile :)

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Darling a little mad holding a Nature Valley bar: Auron, chose your next words casually before I bite this on your bed.

Auron who hate crumbs in his bed: you wouldn't dare.

Darling glaring: tread lightly bc I will.

Finn watching all of this go down: interesting method, but effective.

[flythesail]

Qimir watching Osha eat the equivalent of a space nature valley granola bar on his side of the bed

(Chapter 3 of WAHTH)

[zoesblogsposts]

o 625 words to know in your target language o

There is a really interesting blog called "Fluent Forever" that aids foreign language learners in tricks, tips and techniques to guide them to achieving fluency "quickly" and efficiently. One of the tricks is to learn these 625 vocab words in your target language, that way you have a basis to start delving into grammar with ease as you can understand a lot of vocab right off the bat. Plus this list of words are common across the world and will aid you in whatever language you are learning. Here is the list in thematic order

• Animal: dog, cat, fish, bird, cow, pig, mouse, horse, wing, animal

• Transportation: train, plane, car, truck, bicycle, bus, boat, ship, tire, gasoline, engine, (train) ticket, transportation

• Location: city, house, apartment, street/road, airport, train station, bridge hotel, restaurant, farm, court, school, office, room, town, university, club, bar, park, camp, store/shop, theater, library, hospital, church, market, country (USA,

France, etc.), building, ground, space (outer space), bank, location

• Clothing: hat, dress, suit, skirt, shirt, T-shirt, pants, shoes, pocket, coat, stain, clothing

• Color: red, green, blue (light/dark), yellow, brown, pink, orange, black, white, gray, color

• People: son, daughter, mother, father, parent (= mother/father), baby, man, woman, brother, sister, family, grandfather, grandmother, husband, wife, king, queen, president, neighbor, boy, girl, child (= boy/girl), adult (= man/woman), human (# animal), friend (Add a friend's name), victim, player, fan, crowd, person

• Job: Teacher, student, lawyer, doctor, patient, waiter, secretary, priest, police, army, soldier, artist, author, manager, reporter, actor, job

• Society: religion, heaven, hell, death, medicine, money, dollar, bill, marriage, wedding, team, race (ethnicity), sex (the act), sex (gender), murder, prison, technology, energy, war, peace, attack, election, magazine, newspaper, poison, gun, sport, race (sport), exercise, ball, game, price, contract, drug, sign, science, God

• Art. band, song, instrument (musical), music, movie, art

• Beverages: coffee, tea, wine, beer, juice, water, milk, beverage

• Food: egg, cheese, bread, soup, cake, chicken, pork, beef, apple, banana orange, lemon, corn, rice, oil, seed, knife, spoon, fork, plate, cup, breakfast, lunch, dinner, sugar, salt, bottle, food

• Home: table, chair, bed, dream, window, door, bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, pencil, pen, photograph, soap, book, page, key, paint, letter, note, wall, paper, floor, ceiling, roof, pool, lock, telephone, garden, yard, needle, bag, box, gift, card, ring, tool

• Electronics: clock, lamp, fan, cell phone, network, computer, program (computer), laptop, screen, camera, television, radio

• Body: head, neck, face, beard, hair, eye, mouth, lip, nose, tooth, ear, tear (drop), tongue, back, toe, finger, foot, hand, leg, arm, shoulder, heart, blood, brain, knee, sweat, disease, bone, voice, skin, body

• Nature: sea, ocean, river, mountain, rain, snow, tree, sun, moon, world, Earth, forest, sky, plant, wind, soil/earth, flower, valley, root, lake, star, grass, leaf, air, sand, beach, wave, fire, ice, island, hill, heat, nature

• Materials: glass, metal, plastic, wood, stone, diamond, clay, dust, gold, copper, silver, material

• Math/Measurements: meter, centimeter, kilogram, inch, foot, pound, half, circle, square, temperature, date, weight, edge, corner

• Misc Nouns: map, dot, consonant, vowel, light, sound, yes, no, piece, pain, injury, hole, image, pattern, noun, verb, adjective

• Directions: top, bottom, side, front, back, outside, inside, up, down, left, right, straight, north, south, east, west, direction

• Seasons: Summer, Spring, Winter, Fall, season

• Numbers: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 21, 22, 30, 31, 32, 40, 41, 42, 50, 51, 52, 60, 61, 62, 70, 71, 72, 80, 81, 82, 90, 91, 92, 100, 101, 102, 110, 111, 1000, 1001, 10000, 100000, million, billion, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, number

• Months: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December

• Days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

• Time: year, month, week, day, hour, minute, second, morning, afternoon, evening, night, time

• Verbs: work, play, walk, run, drive, fly, swim, go, stop, follow, think, speak/say, eat, drink, kill, die, smile, laugh, cry, buy, pay, sell, shoot(a gun), learn, jump, smell, hear (a sound), listen (music), taste, touch, see (a bird), watch (TV), kiss, burn, melt, dig, explode, sit, stand, love, pass by, cut, fight, lie down, dance, sleep, wake up, sing, count, marry, pray, win, lose, mix/stir, bend, wash, cook, open, close, write, call, turn, build, teach, grow, draw, feed, catch, throw, clean, find, fall, push, pull, carry, break, wear, hang, shake, sign, beat, lift

• Adjectives: long, short (long), tall, short (vs tall), wide, narrow, big/large, small/little, slow, fast, hot, cold, warm, cool, new, old (new), young, old (young), weak, dead, alive, heavy, light (heavy), dark, light (dark), nuclear, famous

[thewritersaddictions]

Day Thirty-One: Eddie Munson + Costumes

"Teddy, will you look at me, please!" You beg him as you stand at the doors entrance of his bedroom. Eddie is working hard on another company idea for his nuggets. "Baby" Eddie whines to you; you give it right back to him, "Please, Eddie, all I wanna do is show you a few things I got today at the costume store."

At the word 'costume,' Eddie turns his head, black hair getting caught in front of his eyes. "You've got my attention, sweet thing." You smile triumphantly. "So, while I was out today, I saw a new costume store near Melvalds General Store." Eddie nods along with you.

"I picked up just a few, but I wanted to do a fashion show for you, Teddy." Eddie smiles with an atwinkle of his eye as you call him your favorite nickname. "Well then, do a fashion show for me, baby." You jump with excitement, grabbing the bag at the end of Eddie's bed.

Eddie watches as you leave the room, a happy sway in your hips as you walk towards the bathroom for a quick change. He brings his attention back to the papers in front of him. There are a few dialogue sheets and many new paths for the players to go down.

The costume is a little trim around your chest as you made sure to get a size more oversized than you usually wore, just to be careful. This outfit is a witch or maybe a mage. The dark purple dress has a faux corset inside, but the cleavage gives something to the imagination, at least that is what you think. You walk out with excitement beaming through you.

Eddie doesn't hear you walk back into the room, "Tada." Eddie turns his head. You're beautiful. He hadn't realized just how much he liked when you looked natural. Your hair was down, and you had that dopey smile. But his eyes dragged down to your chest, the valley of your breasts pressed together. Eddie swallowed thickly. "What do you think?" You were hoping for a good comment, maybe a "You look great, babe." or a geek-out moment.

Instead, Eddie stared at you for a long moment, "Eddie?" You questioned. He shook his head. "Do you not like it? It is a bit tight. I mean, look at it." You say, starting to talk to yourself more than Eddie. He stops your mind sentence, "You look so pretty, baby. I wish I had thought about getting you into cosplay long ago."

Eddie's pants are already getting tight just at the thought of you as some bar wench with a tight corset around your chest that push your breasts up in such a way he would love to just lay his head down on them and fall asleep right there.

"I have another? Do you wanna?" Eddie rolled his eyes, shooing you away before saying, "Of course, now go change, princess." While you were in the bathroom changing out of the mage costume and into your next outfit, Eddie couldn't help but rub the palm of his hand down the edge of his boxers. His cock straining inside his boxers. The only thing that makes sure he doesn't get caught is the sound of the creaking floorboards.

"What about this one?" You ask him, Eddie is left speechless for the first time, and it makes you giggle. But then you don't know what's happening. He's getting up so fast that the chair nearly falls over. Standing tall over you, his eyes scan you, landing on the corset that pushes up your breasts and the bar wench. He doesn't care that you squeak out as he grabs you, placing you on the bed.

"Eddie?" You manage to get out, "Hmm." He hums against your skin, "Did you do that on purpose?" He asks as he looks into your eyes, shocks fill them, "On purpose? Why? I just went shop…" Your words get cut off by a rough kiss that has you breathless when Eddie moves away from your lips to your exposed skin.

"Eddie, will you tell me what's gotten into you?" You ask him, even if you love the feel of his lips on your skin. "I've always wanted to… god, Y/n, you look so good, baby, makes me so fuckin' hard." You whimper at Eddie's words.

"I've had so many dreams about fucking you like this, but I wanna take you first." Eddie mutters as he slips down to his knees, "Open these legs for me princ… bar wench. You dirty little slut. Do you do this for all your customers?" He asks in a different voice; you don't answer, so he flips up your costume biting your inner thigh, "NO! I don't only for you, I swear, sir." You scream; he hums against your skin and notices a growing wet patch on your panties.

"This turn you on you slut? You just want a strong man takin' control of your body?" Eddie ask. You don't get to answer him as he flattens his tongue against your panties. His lips sucking on your clit, and his thumbs rubbing gentle circles into your inner thighs.

Eddie just sucks and sucks on your clit, until your legs are shaking and your toes are curled in your butterfly-printed socks. "Oh FUCK…" You scream out, grabbing anything you grab. Eddie's long locks or the bed sheets beneath your sweating body. "There you go." Eddie coaxes you through the rest of it. Peppering kisses to your hot skin.

A moment later, Eddie is back from between your legs, his head resting on your chest, your hand in his arms. "Maybe we should do that more often," Eddie comments. You giggle. "Maybe you should cosplay somethin' for me next time." He looks up at you with a severe look on his face.

"You promise?" He asks, you nod, and he nuzzles back into your breasts.

Completed on: 08/22/23

Posted on: 10/31/23

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[simtleman]

PASSENGERS TO THE TRAIN! LAST CALL FOR PASSENGERS TO BRINDLETON BAY!

The latest update completely broke my game, it would launch and then get stuck on the loading screen forever... so I had the pleasurable task of uninstalling and reinstalling everything, which no kidding took about four and a half hours considering all the DLCs I have. However, having to wait and not being able to play gave me an opportunity to really think about what I wanted to build next for this crazy 1920s, '30s & '40s Save File Project I'm determined to finish someday, and suddenly it came to me: a train station, duh!

So here it is, introducing Columbia Station, located in the heart of Del Sol Valley:

One of my favorite books ever is Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express. I remember reading it for the first time when I was about 7 years old and going to bed absolutely terrified yet wanting to know what was going to happen next, so naturally it has always been a dream of mine to someday be able to book a ticket for the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express. You can imagine how much fun I had building this while living my best film noir fantasy! Plus, I thought having a vintage train station in the save file would make for great storytelling.

The train itself (which I decided to call Grand Express, as you can see in the pics) has two functional wagons:

The first one is a Compartment coach, with three identical compartments. For the interiors in both wagons I mostly used @lilis-palace's Intarsia Moderne & Wainscot Wonderland sets. That varnished wood kinda look was absolutely perfect for what I had in mind:

2. The second wagon, on the other hand, couldn't be anything but a bar. Featuring @littledica's Art Deco Lounge bar as the signature piece, I took inspiration yet again from the actual Orient Express bar and decided to go for colder, blue tones:

I'm far from being done with this build, but I simply couldn't hold my excitement and had to show you guys how it's going. Next it'll be the station itself, I've build the exterior but gotta work on the interiors... I wanna set the lot as a Café so we shall see how that turns out!

I'll keep you guys posted and until then, pray for my game to not break again! Lol

[princessmo]

van driessen is a crumbs in bed girlie. falls asleep under a blanket of nature valley bar remnants every night

[initial-lime]

Stardew valley “lore” ramble for my own game below the cut,, I’m like halfway trough my second year (first time playing) and have just been making shit the fuck up, if you correct/spoil me on ANYTHING I will hit you with my car. Applause and intrigue only

So,, farmer “hunter” (me :3) comes to the valley after being given the farm by mysterious dying grandpa with the shitty bed (I’d be dying too if you bed looked like that)

Spends the first 3 weeks of the game chopping down trees and weeding in a haze, as you do,

Eventually goes “oh yeah I should probably talk to these villager people a little,,”

I end up walking into the clinic after almost dying in the mines for the first time, like maybe,,, 3 pixels of health left, accidentally give Harvey a granola bar trying to talk to him (I did not know you can’t be holding items when talking to people) he asks if it’s “healthy” (Harvey doesn’t like my granola bars ): )

I obviously think that’s fucking hilarious, guy walks into the clinic practically bleeding out, gives the doctor a granola bar (that he hates) and then leaves.

I make it my mission to piss off harvey more so I get him a coffee the next day because y’know,, caffeine is “bad” for you, which APPARENTLY he LOVES, which is obviously where I fall in love with the nerd because he’s stupid and adorable.

I keep up my “charades” of buying him coffee twice a week, saying various things such as “this one’s poisoned for sure” meanwhile building up my farm and my skills, getting to know some of the other villagers also, like Linus and stuff (Linus is my bff)

Around fall I finally buy Harvey a bouquet and we start dating 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨 (yippie) winter passes without seeing him much (grinding money in the mines/fishing)

Eventually the first rainy day in spring I propose to my boy (he says yes obviously) and we get married (yippie x2)

Me and Harvey now live together on the farm (:

Specifically farmer “lore” vv

I like to think the farmer isn’t human, or at least not fully,, y’know we never hear about a “grandma” and like??? Stuff in the valley grows SUPER fast and the farmer is inherently very strong (can carry a bunch of stuff) all’at

So. The farmer is a supernatural creature sort of like a nature?? Protector?? Kinda thing?? (Inspired by ye’ Scandinavian trolls, because I’m Danish so y’know obviously my main viewing lens is from that perspective) we’re once they’re given/take a piece of land (grandpa giving me the farm) they’re bound to it and act as a protector and amplifier for that land, everything in the valley grows so fast because the farmer is passively magic.

The farmer can either have a “monster” form or a human disguise, for the first half of the game the farmer is in human disguise because people are generally distrusting of the supernatural but as he befriends the villagers he’s in monster form more and more (since that’s his natural look)

Since I’m Romancing Harvey I like to think Harvey had a suspicion but only found out about the whole monster thing after they got married but before everyone else finds out, he probably gets super excited about it since he’s a doctor and he’s like “omg,, you could study this” (nerd lol)

Uh yah 👍 there’s more but I think I’ll save that for later lol